So who let the dogs out?
The wrong people – the people who let their dogs out are the owners of noisy dogs who never shut up. Nice dogs never get let out.
How many road can a man walk down before you call him a man?
Just the one. One very very long road so his legs ache. If he moans – that means he’s a man.
Where’s your head at?
About the centre of my neck, above my shoulders.
Why do birds suddenly appear?
They get thrown into the sky by their parent birds because they’re clogging up the nest.
What becomes of the broken hearted?
They go home, and wallow in their own self pity, then go out and tell their friends. (if they have any friends left)
Who wants to live forever?
I dont. I want to die and go to a place nicer than the place I’ve just left. Then return to visit it in 100 years and see how it’s declined.
Why does it always rain on me?
This is England!! It rains.
And I rarely taken an umbrella with me
How soon is now?
You’ve missed it
Do they know it’s christmas?
Well most Africans don’t because they dont celebrate christmas when we do.
When will I be famous?
When I’m dead. I’ll be a wellknown household name for something great.
Anyone may feel free to answer Life’s biggest questions with their own points of view