Quotes

These are some of my favourite quotes. I’ll add them as I find them. Enjoy!!

  • You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the swiss hold the America’s cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war and the three most powerful men are named ‘Bush’ ‘Dick’ and ‘Colon’!
  • ‘Never trust a man who, when alone in a room with a teacozy doesn’t try it on’ – Billy Conolly
  • “A day without laughing is a day wasted” – Ronan Keating
  • My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something. – Groucho Marx
  • Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. – Peter Ustinov
  • “A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. ” – Conan O’Brien
  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Sir Winston Churchill
  • The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain
  • Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. – Lord Barbizon
  • What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey
  • “Cat owner-the biggest oxymoron, as every cat owner knows; no one owns a cat.” -a cat website
  • A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. – Jerry Seinfield
  • Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are. – Quentin Crisp
  • Music is the universal language of mankind. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another – Jonathan Swift
  • “If you believe everything you read, you better not read.” (Japanese Proverb)
  • “Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best,” and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called. – A.A. Milne
  • Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom. – Taki
  • “The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.” – Jules Renard
  • “For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.” – Doug Larson
  • Insecurity: You log in to read your e-mail, notice you have no new messages and refresh the list again just to make sure. – Anon
  • Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~George Eliot
  • One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. – Franklin P. Jones
  • “Maybe it’s other people’s reactions to us that makes us who we are.” – Fox mulder
  • “It’s a real drag if you don’t like yourself, ‘cos you do spend a lot of time with yourself.” – Edge
  • To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting. – E.E Cummings
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. ~Author Unknown
  • All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? ~ Nicholas Johnson
  • You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need. ~Vernon Howard
  • The greatness of a nation and its moral progress, can be judged by the way its animals are treated – Gandhi
  • A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. — Jerry Seinfield
  • Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant. ~Latin Proverb
  • The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. ~Sydney J. Harris
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~Sicilian Proverb
  • “There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.” -Walt Streightiff
  • Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony
  • Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. ~Winston Churchill
  • To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world. ~Charles Dudley Warner
  • The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. ~Kin Hubbard
  • “Pope John Paul today confirmed his opposition to gay marriages. Said that they are unnatural. Gay marriages are unnatural. Then he put on a pointy hat, his dress, and returned to never having sex at all.” — Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect
  • There’s nothing wrong with going to bed with somebody of your own sex… People should be very free with sex – they should draw the line at goats. — Elton John
  • Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. ~Lorraine Hansberry
  • “Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift” … they say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic git.” – Alexei Sayle
  • An artist, in giving a concert, should not demand an entrance fee but should ask the public to pay, just before leaving as much as they like. From the sum he would be able to judge what the world thinks of him – and we would have fewer mediocre concerts. ~Kit Coleman, Kit Coleman: Queen of Hearts
  • What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. – Freud
  • The only things that can stop you doing what you want to do in this life are your own perceptions of what you can and cannot do. — Ed Hades
  • People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost. ~H. Jackson Browne
  • Macintosh – we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end. – Douglas Adams

2 responses to “Quotes

  1. Check for the famous quotes of Kin Hubbard from the following link :

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